Help! I'm Addicted to Chocolate - Confessions of a Chocolate Addict
Posted: Friday, November 27, 2009
by Mark Parsec
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O.K. – I will be the first to admit it, I am addicted to chocolate. Yes, I am absolutely powerless over chocolate. I mean, here it is 11:00 at night and I just scarffed down a couple of chocolate Ho-Ho's and chased them with some nice cold milk. Mmm Mmm. What was I thinking? It's not as if I didn't have enough to eat today. I already had some apple pie and hot chocolate earlier this evening!
Yep, when it comes to chocolate I have an uncontrollable urge to splurge. Chocolate donuts, chocolate pudding, chocolate ice cream, chocolate cereal, chocolate kisses, chocolate milk, chocolate shakes, chocolate chip cookies… Oh, my goodness, I am drooling just thinking about it.I can hardly wait for my secret chocolate treat. Because when it comes to chocolate, there is no other taste in the world that compares to it. Nothing! And there is no arguing the point.
Now, that is where you come in, my friend. Maybe you're a chocolate addict too! As I said in the title to this article, Help! I'm Addicted to Chocolate - so, I need your help and this is what I need you to do… I need a support team. You can help support my chocolate addiction by sending me YOUR chocolate! That's right. I will accept it in any size, shape or weight. Think of it as a donation for a good cause. Don't worry about it going to waste, it won't! Because this kind of misery loves company. Yep, I enjoy those little M&M guys dancing around and singing while I pluck them into my mouth. Hoooeeey. Yum!
All inquiries on how YOU can support this important cause will receive a reply.
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Top-level comments on this article: (8 total)From personal experience there are worse addictions. Fun stuff.Hi Jim,Oh, I know. I have had my struggles with some of those too, in the past. I think chocolate is probably the better of the evils.Thanks for your comments.Mark
Now I know where all the chocolate is going! We need to talk. After all this time I thought it was the teenagers.Love you,MichelleMichelle,I confess, it has been me eating ALL of the chocolate. But, I have to say, you my dear are much sweeter than chcolate. They can take my chocolate but they can't take you.Love ya,MarkGood save dear! Now would you like some more chocolate?Love MichelleYes, please!
Dear Mark, I agree with your love for chocolate. This may sound crazy, but we have found "healthy" chocolate that is "good" for you. There is even a way to get it "free."Just reply to this comment and we'll send you a link so you can check it out for yourself.From your fellow chocolate addict,Glen AverillHi Glen,By all means... send the link... send it NOW!Mark
If I remember right the last time I sent chocolate to your house something was said about trying to kill my daughter or something like that. No more chocolate for you. Entertaining piece. Linda DHi Linda,GREAT! I believe someone (me) was going to send her to Jesus ahead of schedule for a piece of chocolate... Thanks again for the chocolate. Hope you had a wonderful Thanksgiving.Love ya,Mark
Human Beings are addictive creatures- we're ALL addicted to something-usually a whole lot of things.Hi Ella,I'm guilty! Thanks for your comments.Mark
Hi Mark.Just try to get chocolate away from my husband. He's right there with you. A day without chocolate is incomplete. I, on the other hand, had to give it up (and it was haaard let me tell you) because it gives me migraine headaches. Chocolate, as wonderful as it is, just isn't worth that.Loved your article.Happy Chocolatiness,DianneHi Dianne,Good to hear from you. Happy for your husband. Sad for you. Hope you had a wonderful Thanksgiving.Blessings,Mark
My friend, who thinks she is a chocoholic doesn't like dark chocolate - imagine that - she is not a REAL chocoholic.... another gal asked me at work if it wasn't too early for chocolate (my goodness, it was already close to 9 AM - what was the matter with her....??) AND dark chocolate even has a low glycemic index score - so a little bit is even ok for those who are diabetic or glucose intolerant.... GOOD piece - chuckling all the way. MarijoHi Marijo,Thanks for your comments. 9:00 is definitely not too early for chocolate.Blessings,MarkHello Mark,I agree...and I always say there's no time like the present! The article is a lot of fun and chocolate IS wonderful!!!Karla :-)Hi Karla,Thanks! I can't argue with you there!Mark
Chocolate - yes! Good whenever! It's a proven fact that it's even good for you.Hi OGM,Yes... it IS good for you. Good for the heart. They say it has a molecular structure similar to the hormones that make people feel "in love". Hey... maybe that's why I love it so much!A nibble of chocolate each day keeps the love coming your way!Hi OGM,Good to hear from you. Hope all is going well. How's your New Year starting out?Mark
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