Mark Parsec

Global Warming - Global Swarming



Posted: Sunday, July 29, 2007

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On July 29th, 2007, the United Rations scientific counsel investigating climate change stated that the proof of a global swarming trend is "indisputable," and that human activity has "essentially" been the primary cause of that change over the last 5,000 years. A previous report by the counsel had discovered that human activity had "possibly" contributed to global swarming.

The utilization of the word "essentially" confirms growing scientific evidence that the heat is on. Humans are in the groove and on the move. Activities have been observed near fireplaces, automobiles and in forest lands, raising the average surface temperature by several degrees Fahrenheit in some instances. It has also added new thrust to the debate on whether or not humans are swarming the planet and what should be done about it.

In recent weeks, government agencies have banded together to make unprecedented calls for federal regulation, licensing and increased taxes for oversight of human activities which are leading to global swarming. The topic is still awaiting its red-carpet moment when Vice President Cheney will come forward and discuss his position, in what has been referred to as "An Impossible Truth". Constituents are suggesting that he should be awarded an Oscar. Meanwhile the Supreme Court has several positions on the matter and is attempting to come to a consensus on whether or not the federal government can justify its position to regulate human activities which lead to global swarming.

The swarming effect has been part of mankind's activities since the beginning of recorded history. Men meet women, women meet men, and the combination of these factors lead to increased activities which result in a significant increase of heat, and subsequent repetition of the process. Without the swarming effect people would never have warmed up enough to allow life to form. However, as ever larger amounts of people procreate at an accelerating rate the environment is responding through a rise in temperature. Since 1970 scientists have speculated that increased global swarming could possibly contribute to an increase in global warming.

The latest report from a preschool in San Diego concurs with the counsel's findings. When asked whether or not they believed that human activities were the leading cause to global swarming the group responded with a resounding voice.

© 2007 Mark Parsec

Mark Parsec is a recovered addict who has been instrumental in helping to change the lives of thousands of individuals who have sought solutions to drug addiction, alcoholism, abuse and mental or emotional distress. He is a graduate of William Jessup University. Mark is the pastor of a church in central California. Please visit him at http://blogzorg.ning.com 
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» left by Michelle
 4 years 190 days ago.
I wonder if people are undersanding the sense of humor mixed with the seriousness of what a sad state of the nation we are really in. HMM?
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